"Always see soemthing positive in everything, Sir?" - Cmdr. Ivanova
"Yes, Commander. Otherwise I might end up like you!" - Capt. Sheridan
(Babylon 5)
Oh that always cracks me up, B5 is excellent for quotes, both humorous and meaningful.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Permission to speak freely, sir?
Spock: I welcome it.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Do you? OK, then. Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Are you making a logical choice, sending Kirk away? Probably. But, the right one? You know, back home we have a saying: "If you wanna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable."
Spock: A curious metaphor, doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: My God, man, you could at least *act* like it was a hard decision...
Spock: I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping, I will gladly defer to your medical expertise. Excuse me.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [as Spock leaves] Green-blooded hobgoblin...
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Spock and
McCoy Star Trek XI
James T. Kirk: [on Spock] Who was that pointy-eared *******?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I don't know, but I like him.
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Kirk and
McCoy Star Trek XI
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I may throw up on you.
James T. Kirk: I think these things are pretty safe.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
James T. Kirk: Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole **** planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
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Kirk and
McCoy Star Trek XI
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I don't need a doctor, ****it, I AM a doctor!
Flight Officer: You need to get back to your seat.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I had one. In the bathroom with no windows.
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McCoy Star Trek XI
Star Trek XI was a excellent for humour quotes, especially from McCoy. I always get a laugh when watching it.