Give these Cylons something to Say

[Wheller]

Give these two Cylons Something to say

Cylon 2: So, what are we going to do when were done organizing the Universe?

Cylon 1: ... i don't know, no one has ever asked that Question Before.

 

[Jeddy]

Cylon #2: Hold on... how come your taller than me?

 

[Dan1025]

Cylon #1: I told you these suits would look better covered in rhinestones.

 

[Jeddy]

Cylon#1 o When is the next bus coming?

 

[Steven Kodaly]

Cylon#1 o When is the next bus coming?

Cylon#2: Hold on, I thought we were waiting for the Starlight Express?

 

[EAS_Intrepid]

Cylon #1: I bet afterwards they edit that cheezy starshine filter with photoshop into the image again. God I hate it.

Now give these Cylons something to say:

 

[Jeddy]

Cylon #1 "dont u remember the days we killed these kinds of people?"

 

[Creed]

"Weak and foolish Earth Government

We have taken these earthlings and will execute one of them every hour until you give us back our rightful places and erase this prejudiced tendency towards CGI and gorgeous clone bots.

Our earthly friend KITT supports us in this enterprise!"

Or
#human "I am sure your suits used to fit better"
#1 "that's what happens when you lose your job chasing down humanity"
#2 "lets do him for old time's sake"
KITT (offscreen but revving) "By your command!"


(did anyone else notice a correlation between the re-imagined sereies' Boomer being a robotic girl and a certain anime show? )

 

[Wheller]

Cylon1: Man i hate retirement.

Cylon2: Me too, all we have to do is hang around at these stupid Conventions

Human: and to think, if it wasn't for CGI, you might have been rehired to do Battlestar Galactica: Razor.

Cylon1: ...

Cylon2: Shut up Steve.

 

[Jeddy]

"steve": But....
Cylon #2: I said shut up steve!!

 

[Wheller]

Cylon 1: Must Destroy All Humans.

"Steve": OK you go do that... Wait. I'm human.

Cylon 2: Exactly.